King of the Hill!

[pickletoez]

I summon one of my three dragons and have it melt you and your cold bitch into steam.

The hill is mine for I am Mother of Hills.

[Blaster707]

Oh, you did NOT just call her a b****. Now it's going down.

I summon a meteor strike combined with a heavy lightning storm (helped along by several Mark III Tesla Spheres). The metal in the air creates electrical fields which kill your dragon. A Delta-3 Fusion Chamber, combined with 4 Primary and 8 Auxiliary Gravitonic Defensive Sphere Generators, creates a heavily fortified barrier. Combined with the revived Snow Queen (thank you Lazarus Project), I now control the hill. My hill!

[pickletoez]

I send my unlikely hero to singlehandedly disarm your defenses and reclaim my hill. Through a series of hilariously clumsy and lucky charades, my hero destroys your machines and kills your men.

My hill.

[Blaster707]

Fortunately, my nuclear strike team (off-base) was watchful and destroyed your hero just as he claimed the fake hill. The real hill was 5 miles away. My hill!

[pickletoez]

Ah, the ol' bait n' switch! Too bad you didn't see that while you were laughing at my hero's demise I switched the real hill with a live bear!

Bait n' switch n' switch! My hill!

[Blaster707]

I give the bear a salmon. He eats it and walks away. Meanwhile, my scout teams log pencil scratching noises, and we take the hill (noises come from where you are). My hill!

[JAYTHEBOSS]

I use tnt and blow up the building blaster is in

MY HILL!!!!!

[JAYTHEBOSS]

I set up and bedrock dome around it protecting it from u guys and set up a cuboid and disable pvp and any sort of damage and also tp

[Bloodshot]

I use /region redefine to set the cuboid high up in the air where I can fly up to it. My hill!

[Hawaii1026]

I use my own flying powers to launch exploding kittens and take the hill for myself